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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Cheap Auto Insurance

Using these tips you too can save big on auto insurance.

1. Don't buy insurance: ride a bike instead.

2. Buy insurance from a cheap overseas operation.

3. Avoid accidents.

4. Wait till you are 50, and then buy a car.

5. Get a job at GEICO. Use their employee discount to lower your insurance rates.

6. Use a time-machine to predict your accidents. Stay home on those days.

7. Drive a bull-dozer. You won't need auto insurance then.

8. Ask your parents to pay your premiums. Remind them how much you love them.

9. Get free rides from friends with cars.

10. Marry for money and then drive your wife's car.

11. Pay the insurance premium in pennies. It will be the same amount but it will feel cheaper.

12. Buy auto insurance the night before the accident. Use a psychic to predict the accident.

13. Get a police flasher. People will drive real slow around you and keep their distance.

14. Don't speed.

15. Pay your insurance bills with play money.

16. Ask the insurance company if they have clown car discounts. Tell them your name is Bozo and you plan to fit 17 people in the car.

17. Cover your car with bubblewrap.

18. Sleep in your car and save on home insurance instead.

19. Move to a state with lower premiums.

20. Search web for tips on cheap auto insurance.